Quote of the week

'I hate to break this to you but on your bath mat there is a match, a sock and a poo.'





Luckily it belonged to Buster. He's a Shih Tzu.

The Demotivator!!!

Click on me. I am The Demotivator

Did you know?? (probably not, thats why I wrote this here)

To calculate the number of units in a drink, you need to multiply the volume of your drink in millilitres by the ABV and then divide by 1000.

So... for a 125ml glass of red wine at 14% ABV, the calculation would be 125 x 14 / 1000 = 1.75

Its mathematical genius.

Story for Shasha

An American company instructed their new Japanese supplier that the parts they had ordered should conform to the US firm's exacting quality standards - 99.9 per cent conformity to specification. Confused, but determined to comply, the Japanese firm deliberately shipped one faulty component with every 999 perfect ones. A note accompanied the shipment stating that they were unsure why the customer wanted 0.1 per cent failure but they were happy to oblige.

Brain - 1; an organ of soft tissue contained in the skull, that is the centre of the nervous system
2; intellectual ability

Rot - the process or state of decaying